A fork of Rural Dictionary
The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis. Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.
Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.
cum,jizz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc
Im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)
A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.
He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.