A fork of Rural Dictionary
My man flower was in full bloom when I saw that little slut in that whore dress of hers.
1. A flaming homosexual of the male variety. So extreme in his ways of the pixy life no one can help but notice his fairy. . .-ness.
2. Someone who is suspected to be a fairy, a queer, a fag, a shaft slapping homo.
3. A term that simply is used as an insult.
4. The cock, the shaft, an erect penis.
Ex.
1. I've only seen a man flower in heat grab as much ass as that slut.
2. Dude, have you heard the way he talks, hes fuckin' gotta be a man flower.
3. You dumbass. . . .<under breath>- What a man-flower.
4. Slap my man-flower you beesh, slap it long, hard and slap it fast.
When a man goes to his girlfriend's place of residence, traditionally flowers are brought. Vice versa, when women visit men at home, man flowers are what men love to recieve. Man flowers are a 6-pack of beer, or some form of alcohol
"Hey hun i brought you some man flowers!"
"What kind? Forget-me-shots?"
"No! I brought Mangaleias!"
A Blow Job / A Hummer / Head
Woman Like Flowers Guys Like Blow Jobs
The Missus Gave Me Man Flowers for Xmas it was a real Hummer
Way to describe an especially fragrant male
I smell like a damn man flower