A fork of Rural Dictionary
when multiple men engage in unorthodox lewd sexual orgy with may involve ducks and or chuck norris
sean,brett,dave,ed,kessler..... and QUACKLES are having yet another man moment
A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".
J: "I'M HAVING A MAN MOMENT"
N: "YO J CHILL"
similar to a nigga moment a man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience that transcends race, color, and creed. a man moment is when a man finds something so incredibly attractive it draws his complete attention. the reason for the man moment changes form man to man depending on their preference in the opposite sex.
the severity of the moment can range for a brief glance at the area of interest to a full out stare. this can be dangerous when operating a motor vehicle. (keep this in mind the next time your running ladies, those shorts that make you ass giggle just right while you run may one day cause collateral damage)
alcohol and other drugs can increase the chance and severity of a man moment. this can range form a man breaching the mute state of a standard man moment and actually expressing interest in the desired body part to full on groping of enticing body part. in most cases these drug educed man moments are not welcome and can result in a physical abuse from the woman or even charges of sexual assault, so men please keep your man moments in check.
ohh fuck look at dan. that cashiers tits are so nice he cant help but stare...oh god she noticed....he don't even care. hes in the middle of a man moment.
man i had suck a man moment today, this girls ass was so sweet i was just standing behind her in line staring right at it. i had to resist the urge to plant my face right in it.
When all odds are against you but you somehow succeed
“I had a Manning moment on the statistics test and somehow got 100 on it!”
A man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience in which he fails to find an item until enlisting the help of a female— often a mother, mother figure, or significant other.
Man: I can’t find my shoes.
Female: You’re having a man moment, they’re right in front of you.
When a man says something so unfunny that he has to repeat it a couple of times because he thinks nobody heard him.
“That’s why you are a women, I hate women”
“Man moment”
When someone does something idiotic.
Man: "All girls are the same </3"
Also Man: Can't take cock
Woman: That's such a, Man moment