A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman with an absolute dump truck of a posterior. So thicc that she will have you acting up in church. When god made her he knew what he was doing. If the average person had 3 wishes two of them would be to smash and then 3rd wish would be for more wishes.
Mar Mar has an absolute dump truck of an ass. I would beat them cheeks like a drum. Look at that Mar Mar over there
An otaku's nickname for the final boss of Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories and No 11. in Organization XIII.
Luxord: I swear, No. 14 is only second to my excessive amount of piercings. Larxene: She also has my feminine charm. Xaldin: She better not have some really obscure element like Zexion's illusion. Zexion: Hey at least it's not as gay as Mar Mar and his flowers. Marluxia: Don't Fucking Call Me Mar Mar!
Mars is the name of the most amazing human being you will ever meet. They deserve so much love and kindness, more than you could ever imagine. They're the funniest, most likeable person in all of their friend groups, and anyone named Mars can be described as the most amazing human being in the world, everything about them is perfect. They have an addicting personality, EXTREMELYYY LOYAL AND KIND, but they can also be mean and scary if you're a fucking bitch!! (which is very fucking hot!!) Mars is very creative, with an amazing sense of humour. They are extremely thoughtful, sweet and loving. The perfect s/o or friend. Mars is so fucking hot, off the scale, it should be illegal. Anyone dating Mars is extremely lucky in so many ways, and no one should ever take Mars for granted. All in all, Mars is definitely the best person you'll ever meet.
Person 1-Oh godddd, I think i'm in love with Mars! Person 2-Dont be an idiot, you're not special.... Person 1-What? Person 2-I mean, Isn't everyone?