A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man once told me the story of a young lady...
And that lady is named Mary Cate. Mary Cate seems nice kind and friendly on the exterior but once you get to know her you relies that...... She has a penis. And not just any penis but the second largest chode you've ever smelled in your entire life.
Bro who's that girl? I think I'm about to try to get her number.
Watch out dude I hear her name is Mary Cate.......
Mary Cate is the perfect girl and the greatest person you will ever meet. Not only is she drop-dead gorgeous, but everybody who meets her is instantly attracted to her due to her radiating smile and her warmth towards others. She is hilarious and is always making people laugh. Don’t let her girl-next-door exterior fool you, because Mary Cate is a party ANIMAL. Everybody lusts after her when they see her on the dance floor. She’s a beast.
“WHOA who is that sexy girl?”
“Her name’s Mary Cate…”
A chick is who good looking and very nice but deep in the core loves to pop pills, get wasted, and have a grand old time. She says she is the most prettiest, most sweetestest, person ever and most agree. She is a great gal who loves to go hard in the paint. She loves to rage and loves to RYDE in many thingERs.
Dude look it’s a Mary Cate.
Holy shut xanny girl goin harddd