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a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master. and hence we have master bates (in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)
"That when the Dodger, and his accomplished friend Master Bates..." -Oliver Twist
A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.
Hello. I am Master Bates. How are you?
A tried and true weathered deck hand. No one pulls sail more than he! Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years. Strengths include: 1, finest canon polisher to ever sail 2, a first class sail puller 3, energetic as they cum Weaknesses include: 1, weak and usually bruised wrists
Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!
a funny yet iconic nickname for someone with the last name “Bates” who has a good sense of humor.
ethan: “aye you know bates?” marissa: “you mean master-Bates? yea i know her”
When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work
Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window
Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work
Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window
An expert at self gratification. An expert masturbating expert.
Yo holmes check out Dan tha bate master esay. He can get full release in under one minute all by himself.