A fork of Rural Dictionary
Highly Ethical Relationship Starter
Innovative Introductions has match-makers that match you up with quality people
A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet? Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker. Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid. Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Boy: “hey, how was the test” Girl: “did great, thanks for asking” Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ” Boy: “stop being a match maker”