A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most awesome amazing coolest person on the planet!
Guy 1- Did you see that dude.. he has to be the coolest person on the planet. Guy 2 - Yea thats matt rose
Matthew Rose- the guy who looks like he's 40-50 and has the personality of a teen Also his videos are something to watch late at night bc ur too lazy to actually go sleep but he sometimes wakes your half asleep brain by yelling the legendary SKULL EMOJI
I love Matt Rose (in more way than you think)
British guy pronounces gibberish like it’s his native tounge
Person 1: Huirefyhffhhhbffhbsdbhfbjxhhvfbyydeghgfr Matt Rose: Now this looks like a job for me
An eldritch being which descended from the lowest depths of hell. If you should pray that it is in a good mood, well, I regret to inform you, that it is not your savior. It will twist and bend every twistable and bendable crevice of your mind with its' eight limbs, and every time you look away and breathe, just feel that the world is okay for a single moment, there comes another fucking limb. You can't peel your eyes off of it. It's horrible, you'd rather suffer infinitely in the fires of hell than watch it, but it lures you with its' cunning sorcery and tortures you till you just can't handle it anymore. You want to give into the darkness, but just as you are about to jump into the deep pits of despair, it catches you and though it cannot smile, you feel as though it is, it is smiling. A cold, harsh, cruel smile, just like this wretched world we live in. Ain't it a goofy lil' lad?
Johnny boy- Hey, have you watched Matt Rose's cooking videos? Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.