A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shipping yourself with Chris cause he's so fucking hot, cute, handsome, sexy, beautiful. Only boys are allowed to use this.
*nocontextnba posts a suspect picture* Everyone in the comments: Me and Chris
a playful threat of domestic violence
Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet? Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...
Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi- Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?! You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry