A fork of Rural Dictionary
a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!
Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater
Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.
Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!
Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.
Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"
Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin
You little meat beater, get your fuckin hands outta your pants.
a person who masterbaits way to much.
yo Scott is a meat beater.
A person who uses a giant piece of meat as a punching bag
person 1: dude check it, that guy is using that giant meat as a punching bag
person 2: he’s a meat beater
People who beat their cows and chickens penises
The farmer across the road likes to beat his meat-the meat beater friend