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eat the meat off the toilet seat

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

by OjibweLdF August 01, 2008

your sucking the meat off his penis

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.

Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.

by Dagger dic October 01, 2020

Meat is off the bone

Describes something good, derived from really good meat being cooked so well it falls off the bone.

Person 1: “I just scored tickets to see Gin Blossoms!”

Person 2: “Nice! That meat is off the bone!”

Can also be used in the negative.

Person 1: “My dog just died.”
Person 2: “Sorry man. That meat is not off the bone.”

by Palmer Johns October 06, 2022

fat off meat head

a person with an extraordinarally large cranium, or of an unusual shape

me. look at that fat off meat head!!!
liam. :( leave me alone

by dale and rick August 07, 2005

Meat Off

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.

“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”

by stackin2high January 23, 2025