Country Dictionary

The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.

An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp

Chase Hibbs

Chase is a mega simp

A man who changes there snapchat bitmoji so that it matches with his girlfriend’s.

Damn Jack is such a mega simp.

A male that is so obsessed with banging a girl he wants to become her.

Jerry is such a mega Simp he became trans to be like Sarah

Grant

Grant is a Mega Simp for anime girls.

Nate Connolly is the king of the simps and reigns supreme as the worst simp of them all.

“Yo. You here the Mega Simp is back in town?” “Yuh, Nate’s over there” “He smells really bad.”

If you are “the mega Munz simp” You are Dayton munsen. You have the worst case of the Munz, and u are also the highly voted SIMP of the friendgroup. Just by looking at Dayton munsen you get the worst case of the MUNZ/SIMP disorder!

I was walking my alarm clock this morning when I saw my new neighbor dayton munsen watering his stove. I swear to god it was the most mega munz simp SHIT IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!