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Mega-Fuck

A unit of measuring how much some one got fucked over

Wow did you see that, he got totally Mega-Fucked

by Glenjamin87 August 10, 2009

mega fucking hot

Caelum

He just is mega fucking hot

by I didn’t do it February 18, 2019

Mega FUCKING thowed

When you are at the blue cenote with the loudest table of all and feeling mega FUCKING good or drunk

I’m mega FUCKING thowed after this margarita

by Doitlikes3rg October 31, 2021

Speckled duck mega fuck

A word asocited with a great big Suprise

John: SUPRISE!!!
Billy: GAH!!! SPECKLED DUCK MEGA FUCK!!!

by shadow2909 July 19, 2009

Fucking Mega

A term to describe something that is extremely pleasing or impressive.

Used as a means of emphasis or attaching importance.

1)Oh Shit! Holly's new bag is Fucking Mega!

2)I met the hottest girl last night. The way she stroked my hair was Fucking Mega!

3)Have you heard the new Fake Blood remix? It's Fucking Mega man!

by TheBunker July 09, 2009

Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016