A fork of Rural Dictionary
Melted ice cream is a near definition of semen or sperm.
Maximus : Alena makes me produce melted ice cream Sawyer: What the fuck dude?
Appearing or acting sad. The way a kid would feel if their ice cream melted.
He looked like melted ice cream after he lost his job.
When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.
John was humiliated when he finished with only a Melting ice cream Cone.
I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty