Country Dictionary

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mexican shower

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.

Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.

by Reemo December 05, 2006

Mexican Shower

When your too busy to shower so you take a wash cloth and clean your balls/ass, armpits and face (in that order).

Pinchi Juan must have taken a mexican shower because he smells like shit.

by DOSUno November 22, 2009

Mexican Shower

When one doesn't take a shower, but drenches themselves in cologne instead.

I didn't have time for a shower today, so i grabbed my Axe and took a Mexican shower.

by achristianrabbi December 08, 2007

mexican shower

when you have rejected to shower and instead showered yourself in Cologne so you can cover up the smell of your body

that Guido obviously took a mexican shower today, the kid smells like a five year old hooker

by thaboiacrossthastreet November 09, 2009

Mexican Shower

When you don't have enough time for a shower and you just use deoderant to cover the smell.

Daniel: Man i as in such a hurry this morning so i just had a Mexican shower

by Icle Spillane November 13, 2009

Mexican Shower

A quick spraying of a cheap cologne or a fast swipe of deodorant to mask the smell of one's body odor. Also related to a Pirate Bath.

I smelled real bad, but I didn't have time to take a real shower, so I had to take a Mexican Shower instead. I think he just took a Mexican Shower, because as soon as I got close all I could smell was stank.

by PattyBadFingers September 30, 2009

mexican shower

Alternate to traditional shower. Spraying some air freshener vertically over your head and letting the mist fall on your body/clothes for quick, easy and cheap oder destruction.

Drew rolled out of bed realizing he was late for class, and grabbed the fabreez for a quick mexican shower.

by the D. November 20, 2009