A fork of Rural Dictionary
The very best of humanity, who goes above and beyond doing absolutely nothing despite constantly being given important tasks. Is also literally every single person on the planet all at the same time. Synonym of A+ Person, Cassidy and the human race. Antonym of William Afton, the Z- Person.
Boy oh boy, I sure do love Michael Afton! He is the best character and goes above and beyond being the A+ Person! He’s also me.
a really hot guy that should totally date and marry me right now
person 1: omg michael afton is so hot 😍 person 2: yes fr. i love him so much aaaah person 3: what the hell person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP 🤬
The guy from fnaf who turns ourple over time
Neighbor " why he ourple " Michael afton " I LOVE LEAN "
Also refered to as Lean Monster. A Guy from the Videogame FNAF who drank too much Lean aka Purple Drank.
Michael:"I love LEAN!" Citizen: "Ah shit it's da Lean Monster." (Michael afton: A guy who drank too much lean)
Was he the depressed brother or was he the foxy brother? We don’t know since it keeps changing every year. We do know that his guts get torn out because of Circus Baby
Person 1: Wow, I feel so bad for Michael Afton, his brother was so rude to him and he died for it. Person 2: What are you talking about? Michael Afton was the rude brother! Person 1 and 2: *starts fighting*
Fnaf guy you play as in most games. He is tall and skinny, but not too skinny, more fit actually. His dad is a messed up pee paw Willy. And he killed his brother in 1983. But, he’s actually hot.
Person 1: OMG MICHAEL AFTON IS HOT Person 2: I know right?!? He became a rotting corpse but who cares?!?!?