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mick jagger

Quite possibly the coolest man alive today.

Mick Jagger regularly does it with birds younger than his daughter. God damn.

by James Jacobus November 22, 2003

mick jagger

biggest slut in the industry

1. damn, Mick why you have to be such a slut? 2. Mick Jagger: Romping everything from Bianca to Bowie.

mick jagger

repetively jabbing someone in the private area

i am going to mick jagger you so hard you wont be able to pee for a week!

by nincome August 01, 2010

mick jagger

A person constantly being mentioned in new songs, but himself doesn't really do anything.

Tik tok: "We kick 'em to the curb unless they look lick mick jagger" Moves like jagger: "got them mooooooves like jagga"

by Shneebs September 23, 2011

Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians) Named for the infamous Mick Jagger

- Hey man have you seen Billy latey? - No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies

by BlackjackII January 28, 2008

Mick Jagger

The God of All Things Sexual. Also the lead singer of the rock band The Rolling Stones.

Mick Jagger, please, let your full-lipped beauty rain upon my sad, pathetic, worthless life. Enlighten me with your boyish grin and messy brown hair. Let my lowered head hear your sexy voice sing out. Amen.

by The Morgan Stone July 23, 2007

Mick Jagger

The man who dudes must physically resemble to not be kicked to the curb.

"And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"

by Snowdaylover February 26, 2010