A fork of Rural Dictionary
A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans.
Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?
A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...
Midget Stripper Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers... * midget stripper comes in* "I'm half their price"