Country Dictionary

everyone loves mike hawk. mike hawk is the best . mike hawk is very good . even a daniel likes it

i like mike hawk

just say it

that guys name is Mike hawk

mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock

an example

knock knock
whose there
mike
mike who
mike hawk

A much better version of Mike Ock, more convincing as a real name. Sounds like "my cock" when said casually. Look it up on ebaumsworld to see a good prank.

I'll never forget the time I beat Mike Hawk at a wrestling tournament. And I'd like to thank Mike Hawk for always standing up for me.

A Rather humorous way of saying : my cock :

Damn man, Mike Hawk is sore from last night

Mike Hawk is bigger than Yurk Hawk XD

Don't you just like Mike Hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud

Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*

John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"

Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.