A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bringing joy
That sweet good morning text brought miles of smiles.
A "Thousand Mile Smile" is the smile you get when you are really high. It just happens, and it makes you look so stupid. Everyone around you will make fun of you for it. It will begin to hurt your cheeks after a while, but don't fight it. It's part of the fun.
"Look at that Thousand Mile Smile Joey has got goin' on there!"
A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.
I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.
-you have a good smile from a quarter mile away, but not any closer than that because it is just hideous!
Damn, that girl needs to back the hell up, she's got a quarter-mile smile!
The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.
Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.
a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy
E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile. Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...