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SKIM MILK TITTIES

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.

We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.

by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006

Spoiled Milk Titties

A term for titties that spend a lot of time being naked, that if it were a cup of milk, the milk inside of them would spoil.

You know how you leave a cup out for so long the cup of milk is gonna spoil eventually? I been nekkid so much I think my titties are spoiled. The milk inside. I like to keep these titties out, that’s spoiled milk titties

by Soozaaaa January 15, 2022

Titty milk

That hot fucking milk that babies suck on

Jared:can I suck your titty milk Emily:fuck yeah

by Clownboi69🤡 November 04, 2019

titty milk

the milk aquired from a ladies booby.

"oh shit sam, you just squirted your titty milk in my eye, daaaaaaam, tastes good tho."

by superjim June 13, 2007

tittie milk

Typically a delicious beverage which comes from the Mammary glands of females. This term is also used as nickname for lame guys who act like pansies.

What the hell is tittie milk doing here?

by Snootch Todabootch July 28, 2006

On Titty Milk

Used in place of "I swear to God.." or "on my mama..", to put emphasis on a point you are trying to get across.

"On titty milk, I didn't touch your food."

by daegugod January 27, 2017

titty milk

milk from a milk carton. :D

- megan said, "dude, you know what!? you suck milk!" - rofl, other megan then said, "wtf. titties?" so; titty milk comes from milk cartons you get at school. :)

by rofl, who now? oh, meg. :D February 25, 2009