A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of peeing in inappropriate places while in a blacked out inebriation.
“Yeah, Chuck pulled a milty in the closet last night!”
Mother I'd Like To Impregnate. A sophisticated woman from a good family with an outstanding body you'd like to keep around.
Andrew: Did you see that chick across the street?
Brandon: WHAAATTT???? DIBS!
Scott: She's a straight MILTI bro.
When a very dense turd falls from your rectum with such speed and force the muddied waters splash onto your asscheeks and under the rim of the toilet.
Oh man you should probably bleach under that toilet bowl or something because i killed a whole volcano box and dropped a mad wet milty
A penis with a sub conscience of men named Milton; usually creates multiple generations.
"Hey Milty, do you and Milton wanna hit the bed tonight?"