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Do you have a minecraft girlfriend I did before I realised its my uncle.
one who has a significant other (such as a girlfriend) on the popular video game Minecraft.
"I hear Austin has a girlfriend" "yeah, but it's a minecraft girlfriend"
Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .
"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."
Your uncle the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you
Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.
My minecraft girlfriend is so hot That's a fucking boy you dick
Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be
Terry: Please! Don't hurt me! Brad: Shut up dweeb! Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time *Brad's phone vibrates* *Awkward silence* --TIMESKIP-- Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life
Bro i broke up with my minecraft girlfriend.