A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hanging flab from below a woman's gut but above her genitals. Many women attempt to hide their pelmets by pulling their trousers up well above their waists. Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic. Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.
"Fuck me, look at the minge pelmet on her!" "Look out! Here comes Minge Pelmet!"