A fork of Rural Dictionary
mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. Just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.
I went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. I asked her if she would want a mini van. She didn't know what it was so I gave her one. She seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. She must be used to only corvettes.
vehicular castration for any male who is somehow forced into driving one
you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!" me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."
One in the front, five in the back.
Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.
like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night
during sex, the man puts two fingers in the womans vagina and a whole hand in her ass which is why its refered to as the mini van : two in the front and five in the rear.
last night i gave her the mini van! she wont shit right for a week!
1 in the front, 5 in the back
i gave my girlfriend the mini-van last night