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The clone of Austin Power's nemesis, Dr. Evil; apparently unable to speak, other than the ability to verbalize the vowel "e" every now and again; reportedly one eighth Dr. Evil's size; bites fiercely and especially hates Scott Evil
Mini-me quit humping the frickin' laser
Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.
Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?
(adjective) Exceedingly small; restricted in size by comparison with most others of the same kind or class.
(overheard in an office with shared cubicles) "Why do I always get this mini-me chair? I cant even reach the desk!" or... "I used to drive a station-wagon. Now I can't even fit my groceries in this stupid mini-me car."