A fork of Rural Dictionary
a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you
Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too
A kick in the butt, usually from anger.
Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!
A missle that looks like a toe
Person 1: OK fine I killed them
Person 2: With what?
Person 1: A missle toe🙄🙄🙄🙄
A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.
Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.
The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.
I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!