A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acting as a bitch! Ignoring facts and pretending to know everything.
Melissa is a mitch!
What do you mean?
She has been a mitch mcconnell whole semester.
“i look like a turtle”
“omg ur such a mitch mcconnell”
A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile
House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell
One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.
Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"
Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."
The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.
My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.
A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.