A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hardwired intercom mechanism on an aircraft carrier
Taxpayer dollars pay for mobile devices
A portable, handheld 'communication' device (also called a cell phone) - although it is rarely used to actually communicate. Most commonly used for: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your carrkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for t paying your bar tab, ordering UberEats delivery, summoning a Lyft ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay,Wish, etc....
Jones: "1 checked my mobile device, he's foty minutes late" Jones' girl: "yeah, he's on Hammer Time. Betty: "wya?" Bill: "IDK - I better GPS datshit on my mobile device." Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your mobile device?" Girl 2: "no, hehehe. It's a selfie shot" (Girl 3 jumps in and photo bombs)