Country Dictionary

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moisture missile

The fastest Soverel 33 on The Great Lakes

The Moisture Missile wins The 1997 Mills Race Overall.

by Moisture Missile Man February 20, 2007

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

by bookfraud April 01, 2015

Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love, Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

heat seeking moisture missile

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

by mafioso March 23, 2003

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile

The mans fluid he releases while ejaculating

i shot my heat seaking moisture missiles right in her death star

by R Yung Hoodz April 04, 2005

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.

I guided my heat sinking moisture missile between her legs.

by Sylvan Said May 22, 2009