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An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, the government should not be responsible for you injuring yourself.

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.

"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partner in the face (best done from behind).

My boyfriend monkey bombed me by surprise!

The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.

Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb

An offensive term fir a I ED

If you try to build a monkey bomb and injure yourself, I'm not sure the government should be responsible