A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.
Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week? Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King
King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.
This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.
The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.
My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.
Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.
She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave. You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.
"yo do you know monkey king 2?" "yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"
Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!
Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"