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(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination.
Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she's about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.
Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)
John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.
When you shit in your hand and fling it at someone walking by.
My date was going great until some guy in the bushes monkey punched me, now I have to take I shower.
The Greatest Manga artist/story teller of all time.
Monkey Punch is simply the greatest.
No one can beat Monkey Punch.
When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.
"Dude...right before I pulled out I gave her a vicious monkey punch to the kidney!"