A fork of Rural Dictionary
geting laid while on a mountain
man alst night i took this girl up on the hill and got some MOUNTAIN BEAVER
A mountain beaver is like a large rat, and lives along the western coast of the united states. It is generally brown has a stubby tail, beaver like teeth, and killer claws. Mountain beavers are nocturnal and are difficult to find, like yeti's.
Katrina: Dude what was that Marina: It was the beast of the forest, a Mountain Beaver Katrina: It looked fierce, I wouldn't want to go one one one with one of those!
A sloppy herpes infested sister blister
I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver
A very puffy pussy
That fat bitch had one hell of a beaver mountain.