A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexual act of a man thrusting his penis between a woman's breasts.
My new girlfriend's boobs are huge, now I can finally do some mountain climbing!
When a person sticks their foot into the rectum of a different gender and wears that person as a boot.
I did a good Mountain Climbing on Stephen last night. Becky begged me to Mountain Climb her so I had to.
the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.
Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.