A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on? Gladys: Lefty, again. Laurence: Darn him. He's always late. Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls. Gladys: Steve - language! Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on? Gladys: Lefty, again. Laurence: Darn him. He's always late. Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls. Gladys: Steve - language! Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
Bosnian Mountain Time is the time that you leave the party and/or bar after intending to "just have one drink and leave."
Me: Just so you know, I'm planning on leaving at nine. Jen: Ok me too Me: Oh shit it's after nine. Jen: Let's leave at nine o'clock Central Time (time goes by drinks flow) Me and Jen: We are leaving at nine o'clock Pacific Time (shots glasses clinking) (time goes by and drinks flow - bar is closing) Jen: What time zone are we leaving at? Me: Fuck we're on Bosnian Mountain Time now (said so slurry sub-titles are needed)