A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.
"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."
The opposite of a coal burner, when’s white guy fucks a black girl or a Hispanic girl.
“Dude, Johnny is such a mud dick”
While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.
Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.
1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt
2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm
3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass
1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.
Dude2 - You got dick mud now?
Dude1 - Yup.
2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.
DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit
dirt into dick mud.
3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.
sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say
yo eat dick mud