A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of partaking in anal sex, then pulling out and slapping your partner across the face with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.
That whore didn't like it when I mudslapped her. I was drunk though.
The sexual act of taking a shat between a girls tits and flattening it out like a pancake. after this act, you put in your hand a slap her in the face with great force.
I OG Mud Slapped my wife so hard last night.
When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.
Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.
The act of scoping sex juices from a females ass and slapping her across her face with it.
That bitch was so skanky she begged Hantzel to give her the Colombian mud slap.
Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.
Ah! Damn! Ricky just European mud slapped me. I need more!
Slapping a woman with some mud in Louisiana.
I just Louisiana Mud Slapped that feminist