Country Dictionary

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muddy gems

Filthy testicles

If you expect to get any tonight you'd best clean those muddy gems.

by 100010001 April 14, 2016

muddy gems

Dirty testicles or smelly balls.

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.

by 100010001 June 01, 2016