A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person wearing fleece or knit gloves. What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
How'd you total your car? I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.