A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person with a face made totally up of rippling muscles. Can do push-ups with chin and crack walnuts in mouth. Giants among men.
"Nick Grim has a muscular face! Look at him bench press 200 lbs with his chin!" "Freak!"
A face of a person that grows his or her muscles on the face by chewing gums all day long.
A: "Can you see Adam's muscular face while he's chewing?" B: "Oh my god, I think he can cut one of the cables that's carrying the school's elevator!" A: "Yes, we finally figured how to make the school pay for something stupid once again... hah!"
A very hot, muscular, cockroach...that has a face.
"Oh, wow! That guy has a really hot muscular cockroach face!"