A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used as slang for erection
"Jane's strip tease gave me a muscular soldier last night" -Mike
When a man stands while saluting in cold weather whilst his penis is frozen, a girl sits on her hand and when it is numb she then proceeds to jack him off. When the semen comes out, the girl puts it in a plastic bag and throws it into a freezer and makes him eat it.
My taste buds are tasting funny, I think its because I did a muscular soldier with my girl last night.