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mushroom hat

A hat that makes your head look like a dick.

Jules is hearing her Mushroom Hat. What a dickhead!

by TotallyNotMark April 13, 2021

MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 09, 2021