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mushroom head

another word for penis or bell endlike a mushroom

1)look at my mushroom head its huge! 2)search google images mushroom head for more details

by alex October 22, 2004

mushroom head

Referring to one who likes to whack it (spank the monkey, beat the meat, choke the chicken,...Jack off) by only using the ends of his fingers and rubbing on the the actual head from a vertical position...

Only one name comes to mind when i say mushroom head... Josh ... you sick bastard

by BetterthanEzra January 16, 2004

mushroom head

mushroom head are the crappest band i have every heard. i cant stand any of their music, my brotehr has a few of their albums, and whenever he plays them i beat the shit outta him for playing crap music, they are shame to the metal world, FUCK mushroom head, i love metal but have no respect for mushroom head. also see gay for more mushroomhead.

u hear that crap ass band mushroomhead? yeh they sucked dick they pussies

by dancing idiot May 09, 2005

Mushroom Head

The head of the penis. Usually purple

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mushroom head

A mushroom head is the head of your penis. It is the cap like part of a penis and usually is the thickest part of a penis. Mushroom heads are similar in looks to a mushroom so that's why we call the head a mushroom head.

Lorenzo: I heard you got a blowjob from Chris Samer: No he was just biting my mushroom head

by SEXYCHIPMUNK June 02, 2016

Mushroom Head

Anyone who works in a car park, who often has a bowl cut past the age of 7.

Hey, that Paulie in the car park is such a fucking mushroom head

by cecil501 May 20, 2007

Mushroom Head

The phenomenon of permanent physical trasformation of the human body, particularily the brain, induced by excessive ingestion of mushrooms containing psilocybin or psilocin (ie. 'Magic Mushrooms") Symtoms include - Poor social skills - Shady appearance - Extreme excellence in one single form of creative art - Rarely seen without headphones on - Pale skin - Absence of 'Iris' in eyes - Has the mind of a genius, but keeps to themselves about EVERYTHING

Bro 1: Hey dude, I think Jimbo turned into a real Mushroom Head after that spring break mushroom party. Bro 2: No dude, Jimbo's been chompin shrooms since grade two. It seems to me that his last serving sealed the deal, becoming a Mushroom Head is a very gradual process.

by Tsetorp August 05, 2008