Country Dictionary

get into my van

The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.

Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.

Wanna hop in my white van?

It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

My van

The bait of a pedophile to catch kids

“There’s free WiFi in my van, come on kids!”