A fork of Rural Dictionary
Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating
Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game. John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
When a man with a full beard eats a women out and her discharge covers his beard creating a frosted look.
I’d let her frost my beard.
Crude way for a female to express her desire to go for a piss!
Im just off to Wet my Beard
When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy
Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”
Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.
Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII. Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.
Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"
Friend says something funny. Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"