A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mysterious being, lying between the dimensions of abandonment and milk.
"Mummy said my father went off to buy milk a few years ago. He never came back."
Someone who has loved me and cared about me my whole life. Someone who has always been there for me. The most: kind,helpful,funny and most resourceful person ever. I love My Father very much and I know nothing can change that.
I don't know what I would do without My Father
An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.
Ex. Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father
Yes, I am your father and I have brought back some milk! I also bought that lego set you want and got you a $100 dollar bill for your 10th birthday.
person 1: Are you my father? person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.
A sentence most said by Draco Malfoy.
Draco: My father will hear about this!!!!! Harry: sure Malfoy
Your father left you how about that.
Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14. You: ...
A sentence used only by Draco Lucius Malfoy, the spoiled blondie and also a.. ferret. When he says that, he doesn't usually mean it, he just uses it to make wizards/witches worried/terrified which sometimes doesn't work.
Draco Lucius Malfoy: My father will hear about this! Harry Potter: Sure (srsly tired of his bs)