Country Dictionary

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend. (See also: John McCain) 2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves. 3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.

1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win." 2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?" 3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"

Your name by default if you walk into a shawarma joint

Hello, my friend. What can I get you today, my friend? Shish-taouk? Perfect. That will be ten dollars, my friend. Thank you my friend.

How to secretly code to call someone a mother fucker in an email or txt conversation

Thanks for more work, my friend!

Synonymous with migrainous condition, phrase recognizes the intimate nature of recurrent throbbing headaches that have become part of daily living.

“My friend is back...I am bluer than the sky--hammers are pounding, my mind is exploding static electricity”

What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'

Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend! (Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.

When used by John McCain talking to a crowd of retards, it means "Fuck You" -

John McCain: "My Friend, I never called Barack Obama a nigger, to his face"

street code for the La Costra Nostra; meaning a highly ranked criminal who is full blooded italian and is eligible to be made a memeber or is a memeber of the La Costra Nostra.

"hey giovanni, this is ´my friend` pino from Sicilia.."