A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is an anime character or that is what he is called in a particular scene ppl also call ppl with the name Michael as My key.
person1:My key! person2:what is it?
To digitally penetrate. Used to describe foreplay in a joking manner or to describe a clinical visit to a doctor.
“He’s been selfish in bed lately. I’m not going down on him until he spends a few minutes digging for my keys.” “Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”
When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?
“That sidewalk slammer didn’t even touch me. Gimme my keys!”
I was an idiot and let a girl hold my keys in her purse, now "I lost my keys".
A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.
Man, that power is so strong, its almost like i have lost my keys.
often typed when a j key on a keyboard is broken. wait how would you type it if its broken?
Help my j key is broken on my keyboard!