A fork of Rural Dictionary
A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."
Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.
"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"
Uncle Jesse's favorite saying on the timeless classic sitcom, Full House.
Stephanie drives Uncle Joey's car into the kitchen. Jesse interjects, "Oh my lanta!"
a good saying used in place of o my god
o my lanta did you see that ford!
An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.
"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"
Definition unknown, though suspected it may be similar to "Oh my God" and "Oh my gosh".
Oh my lanta! I think I just soiled myself!
It's a different saying for "oh my god"
If you drop your phone you will say oh my lanta instead of "oh my god".